??No, no, no.? Parvati smashed the keys on her keyboard hoping one of them would stop the pop-ups decorating her screen. Her computer display froze for a second before a new single box popped up in the middle. ?You?re drunk. Go home. No one wants to date you.? The giant laughing emoticon that followed filling up the screen pushed her over the edge. Picking up her mouse she threw it across the room and watched it ping off the wall.